HAHAHAHAHAHA, demais ROD Aah, an afternoon alone with my favorite book, "Broadway Musicals of the 1940s." No roommate to bother me. How could it get any better than this? NICKY Oh,hi Rod! ROD Hi Nicky. NICKY Hey Rod, you'll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning. This guy was smiling at me and talking to me! ROD That's very interesting. NICKY He was being real friendly, and I think he was coming on to me. I think he might've thought I was gay! ROD Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this? Why should I care?I don't care. What did you have for lunch today? NICKY Oh, you don't have to get all defensive about it, Rod... ROD I'm NOT getting defensive! What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay? I'm trying to read. NICKY Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Rod. I just think it's something we should be able to talk about. ROD I don't want to talk about it, Nicky! This conversation is...